1. Prick me.
2. Help me with my vitamin ~D~ deficiency.
3. Take ALL OF MY temperatures*.
*IDK what that even really means TBH.
4. Yes, please take a closer look.
5. A sponge bath? Why I wouldn’t want you to bother, but since you offered…
6. I know I’m about to feel a prick. The bigger the better.
7. You say “I won’t feel a thing,” but I’d actually love to feel “a thing.”
8. Feel free to check my ~vitals~.
9. Mouth to mouth would make me feel better.
10. *Temperature rises*
11. Giving me palpitations…in my *****!
12. Stick the thermometer ** **.
13. *Plays with his stethoscope*
14. *Raises the blood pressure in my pants*
15. The only cure is you.
16. Suddenly I have an irregular heartbeat.
17. *Heart beats even faster*
18. Do you make house calls?
19. Take me to the ER.
*Not sure that’s a thing and sounds kind of gross. Sorry.
20. Revive me.
21. Literally just nurse me.
22. NURSE ME!!!
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