21 Things All British People Did At School That Would Get You Fired Now

1. Deliberately causing gas leaks in the workplace. TIL: Gas leaks are not especially good “bants” and are largely frowned upon in a professional ...
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1. Deliberately causing gas leaks in the workplace.

Deliberately causing gas leaks in the workplace.

TIL: Gas leaks are not especially good “bants” and are largely frowned upon in a professional environment.

2. Pulling down your co-workers’ trousers.

21 Things All Brits Did At School That Would Get You Fired Now

An extra-sackable offence if the pants come with them.

3. Firing elastic bands in your colleagues’ eyes.

Firing elastic bands in your colleagues’ eyes.

This one is a great idea if you not only want to get fired, but also want to have no friends!

4. Doing all your work using Wordart.

Doing all your work using Wordart.

“Yes I know everything I’ve written is absolute garbage, I’m really hungover right now, but look how SNAZZY it looks.”

5. Or even better, wingdings.

Or even better, wingdings.

This piece of work right here actually solves the problem of perpetual motion. But no one will ever know it.

6. Chasing your co-workers around the office and trying to kiss them.

Chasing your co-workers around the office and trying to kiss them.

The more you think about kiss chase, the creepier it gets.

7. Setting fire to all your colleagues’ stuff.

Setting fire to all your colleagues' stuff.

In particular, ties, hair and faces.

8. Spending the day drawing squares with your desk neighbour instead of doing any actual work.

Spending the day drawing squares with your desk neighbour instead of doing any actual work.

This was basically the primary school version of Candy Crush.

9. This awful game.

This awful game.

Fuck. Off.

10. Trying to blind your boss.

Trying to blind your boss.

Pro tip: Pranking your boss is a much worse idea than pranking your teacher used to be.

11. Needlessly slapping your co-workers in the dick.

21 Things All Brits Did At School That Would Get You Fired Now

It wasn’t even funny then, let’s be honest.

12. Handing in all your work on a floppy disk.

Handing in all your work on a floppy disk.

Because your boss will think you’re taking the piss. To their kids, all this is is a save icon.

13. Sticking wet toilet paper to the ceilings in the hope that it’ll later fall on someone’s head.

Sticking wet toilet paper to the ceilings in the hope that it’ll later fall on someone’s head.

You might get fired, but at least you’ll be the coolest kid in the office.

14. Stabbing co-workers in the leg with your compass.

Stabbing co-workers in the leg with your compass.

Sorry, “pair of compasses”.

15. Smacking the person next to you whenever you see a yellow car.

21 Things All Brits Did At School That Would Get You Fired Now
21 Things All Brits Did At School That Would Get You Fired Now

And again if it’s a Mini. And again if it’s a convertible. And again because they’re a twat.

16. Flicking ink all over your colleagues’ backs when they aren’t looking.

Flicking ink all over your colleagues’ backs when they aren’t looking.

No one cares if you own a Parker Pen any more.

17. Getting in a fight on the bus to work so that you can sit at the back.

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As cool as these legends may look, punching people on the bus when you’re an adult is generally considered a bad idea.

18. Hiding the fact that your Powerpoint presentations say absolutely nothing with loads of crap animations.

21 Things All Brits Did At School That Would Get You Fired Now
21 Things All Brits Did At School That Would Get You Fired Now

Death to Powerpoint.

19. Testing this theory on your co-workers’ legs.

Testing this theory on your co-workers' legs.

Turns out, they were lying.

20. Going out with and then dumping everyone in the office several times a month.

Going out with and then dumping everyone in the office several times a month.

They probably won’t get over it as quickly as everyone did in Year Five.

21. Drawing dicks all over your colleagues’ work.

Drawing dicks all over your colleagues' work.

Lol.

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