23 Jokes Every Historian Will Find Funny

1. Teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with? Me: the bourgeois Teacher: what Me: what Karl Marx: nice — mom (@Britni113) 2. ...
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http://claudiaboleyn.tumblr.com/post/118935371661/neptunain-gentlemen-we-are-at-war-with-troy

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http://raye-of-sunlight.tumblr.com/post/73840881295/guys-im-a-total-nerd-so-this-is-absolutely-the

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http://historicalhorrors.tumblr.com/post/61513284827/why-was-ww1-so-quick-because-they-were

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http://dantecricco.tumblr.com/post/117504752117/sheenaduquette-miaephonus

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Problems at a pub quiz: “Who invented the ruler?” “You should know this, you do History” “OH MY GOD DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BIG HISTORY IS?!”

— History Jokes (@thehistoryjoker)

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“I only hang out with guys because they never start drama” Please read a history textbook

— Dani (@daniiyells)

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On a scale of one to invading Russia in winter how bad was your idea?

— History Jokes (@thehistoryjoker)

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http://drpotterlocked.tumblr.com/post/116860129976/where-did-nicholas-romanov-ii-get-his-coffee

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http://miserykitten.tumblr.com/post/60894177621/mrs-oreilly-you-funny-bitch-historyjokes-lenin

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A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian tells him he’ll only lose it.

— History Jokes (@thehistoryjoker)

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http://waiting-wings-of-water.tumblr.com/post/109170176969/i-may-have-lost-the-war-but-i-won-this-battle

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http://history-jokes.tumblr.com/post/122725924327/lionessdonotweep-happy-day-of-the-assassination

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What did Richard III say when a planning proposal was submitted for building a car park… “Over my dead body”

— History Jokes (@thehistoryjoker)

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http://bunniesandbeheadings.tumblr.com/post/101795848090/yknow-ive-observed-in-my-studies-that-most

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http://history-jokes.tumblr.com/post/116575752548/if-it-were-your-last-day-on-earth-what-would-you

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Hey girl are you late capitalism because there are aspects of you I love but you make me feel weird and cold inside sometimes

— Ellen Tannam (@incogellen)

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http://goodcush-ing.tumblr.com/post/112431070076/walk-into-the-18th-century-club-like-whatup-i

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April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring small pox.

— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien)

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http://mednay.tumblr.com/post/65280429872/lachrymosa-i-bet-theyre-listening-to-pompeii

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