6. …and it turns out it’s because JENNY IS AN UNDEAD LIAR!!!
8. First of all it’s like, holy shit, Jenny! What the hell!
9. Why didn’t you tell your husband that you were a zombie with her head chopped off?!?!!?
10. I mean, in retrospect, she was pale AF and clearly using excess blush to pretend like there was blood circulation to her face. We should have seen it coming!
11. But alas, we did not. And instead we got a twist ending crazier than The Sixth Sense. Because Jenny’s head fell off her freaking body.
12. Literally onto the floor.
13. Like, I kid you not when I say Jenny’s head just falls off.
15. And let me tell you, for the past 20+ years I have not gotten over this story. And now, chokers are cool again. So it’s like, do we just have hundreds of Jennys walkin’ around?!?
Not to mention dumb ol’ Alfred! How oblivious are you?? Didn’t you notice that your wife’s head was maybe a little wobbly or loose??
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