1. Step 1: Take off your lesbian attire.
2. Step 2: Talk about your feelings.
3. Step 3: Get yourself some scissors.
The bigger the better.
4. Step 4: Cut your bra right off.
This is known as “scissoring”.
5. Step 5: Burn your bras.
This is a sacrifice in the name of misandry.
6. Step 6: Hold hands, but not for too long.
7. Step 7: Introduce your cats. (You can hold hands if you feel the urge.)
8. Step 8: Get out the biggest dildo you own.
If you don’t own a dildo you can improvise with vegetables or television remote controls.
9. Step 9: Sword fight with your dildos.
There are no winners and losers in sex remember, it’s all about getting to know each other.
10. Step 10: High five your gal pal! You did it!
11. Step 11: Remember to put back on your lesbian attire, and you might need to buy a new bra.
12. So now the age old mystery of how lesbians have sex is finally solved! You’re welcome.
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