This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

1. Step 1: Take off your lesbian attire. 2. Step 2: Talk about your feelings. 3. Step 3: Get yourself some scissors. The bigger the better. 4. Step 4: Cut ...
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1. Step 1: Take off your lesbian attire.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

2. Step 2: Talk about your feelings.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

3. Step 3: Get yourself some scissors.

Step 3: Get yourself some scissors.

The bigger the better.

4. Step 4: Cut your bra right off.

Step 4: Cut your bra right off.

This is known as “scissoring”.

5. Step 5: Burn your bras.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

This is a sacrifice in the name of misandry.

6. Step 6: Hold hands, but not for too long.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

7. Step 7: Introduce your cats. (You can hold hands if you feel the urge.)

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

8. Step 8: Get out the biggest dildo you own.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

If you don’t own a dildo you can improvise with vegetables or television remote controls.

9. Step 9: Sword fight with your dildos.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

There are no winners and losers in sex remember, it’s all about getting to know each other.

10. Step 10: High five your gal pal! You did it!

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

11. Step 11: Remember to put back on your lesbian attire, and you might need to buy a new bra.

Step 11: Remember to put back on your lesbian attire, and you might need to buy a new bra.

12. So now the age old mystery of how lesbians have sex is finally solved! You’re welcome.

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