This Man Yelling At A Fish Is The Massachusetts Hero We Need

Michael Bergin of Malden, Massachusetts, and his friend came across a strange fish. Then they proceeded to freak the fuck out in the most perfect ...
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Michael Bergin of Malden, Massachusetts, and his friend came across a strange fish. Then they proceeded to freak the fuck out in the most perfect Massachusetts way possible. Listen with sound for A+++ Boston accents:

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“I don’t know what this is, but Jay says it’s a big sea turtle. No, it’s a baby fucking whale! Holeee shit, we are witnessing a baby fahking whale right now, bro!”

"I don't know what this is, but Jay says it's a big sea turtle. No, it's a baby fucking whale! Holeee shit, we are witnessing a baby fahking whale right now, bro!"

“Oh man, Jay, that’s a tuna, bro! Look at that thing! We are seeing some shit we have never seen before…”

"Oh man, Jay, that's a tuna, bro! Look at that thing! We are seeing some shit we have never seen before..."

Someone even made a parody that splices Michael’s voice over an old New England Aquarium commercial:

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The fish is almost certainly an ocean sunfish, or a common mola — a large weirdly shaped thingy that’s not totally uncommon in the Atlantic Ocean. Don’t worry — they mostly eat just jellyfish.

The fish is almost certainly an ocean sunfish, or a common mola — a large weirdly shaped thingy that's not totally uncommon in the Atlantic Ocean. Don't worry — they mostly eat just jellyfish.

U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration / Via en.wikipedia.org

This is Michael in happier times when he’s not seeing monsters of the deep:

This is Michael in happier times when he's not seeing monsters of the deep:

Micahel Bergin / Via Facebook: mikeybrgn

Thank you, Michael. You may not be the hero Massachusetts wanted, but you’re the one we deserve.

Thank you, Michael. You may not be the hero Massachusetts wanted, but you're the one we deserve.

From one Massachusetts native to another: I salute you. Michael Bergin / Via Facebook: mikeybrgn

For true devotees of the viral video genre of “people from Massachusetts yelling at sea life,” please enjoy this “that’s not a shaaahk. Oh, dat is a shaahk!” video from May:

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