1. Hi, sweeties. You know the drill.
2. Grab your glass of water and take a big ol’ sip. We have a job to do, and we need ALL OF YOU healthy and hydrated.
3. The floodgates are about to be opened, and we’re about to feel a *true* thunder in your under.
5. Yeah, I know. Average-looking un-American wannabe! Their money smells like syrup!
6. But there’s something more than meets the eye…
7. Ladies, here’s where you come in. Get your magnifying glasses out, because we’re about to get CSI on his ass.
10. Do you see it?
11. Have you found it?!
12. *Folds hands delicately on lap, closes eyes, and gives it up to God*
13. I know he has.
14. Sip sip!
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