1. Expectation: Crossing the threshold like in the movies.
2. Reality: Drunkenly forgetting any traditions and stumbling through the doors in a post-wedding daze.
3. Expectation: First magical conversation alone in the room.
4. Reality: Slurring mess about either love or hunger from not eating — impossible to tell which.
5. This is when 40% of couples will pass out.
6. Expectation: Making love immediately.
7. Reality: Ordering pizza immediately.
8. Expectation: Getting undressed.
9. Reality: The event of getting undressed.
“Just wait till you try to get the spanx off.”
10. Expectation: Consummating with ease.
11. Reality: Powering through drunkenness and pizza bloat to make it happen.
Must. Consummate. Marriage.
12. This is when the remaining 50% of couples will give up and pass out.
13. Expectation: Orgasming (only 10% of couples will make it this far).
14. Reality: Orgasming with some extra effort.
15. Expectation: Falling asleep in each other’s arms after one of the best days of your life.
16. Reality: Drunkenly passing out in each other’s arms after one of the best days of your life.
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